This is only funny if you ever watched "The Office" (the American version)

She sits on the floor laughing.

Him: What's so funny?

Her: Dwight! He cracks me up!

Him: Is that because you see a lot of yourself in him?

Shock and horror registers on her face.

Her: You're dead to me!

Him: You're going to be really upset tomorrow when I'm dead...yeah, yeah...because gypsies told me that I'm going to die on November 22, 2005.

Her: Ummmm...that's a problem, because TODAY is November 22. You have less than 2 hours and 15 minutes to live bucko!

Him: Stupid f*cking gypsies!