The Men in My Life

I am a very connected woman. Just tonight, I was text messaging while instant messaging with two different men. (Yes, my husband knows!)

My 13 year old nephew messaged me "totally LOL links" while my mulleted 40 year old neighbor texted about where to move the toilet in the driveway so as to most successfully ward off potential buyers for our home because he doesn't relish the idea of new neighbors. (Toilet? Yeah, the one on his back porch! Naturally.)

Last night I texted another man, about how gay he was, as he ate an expensive offal dinner with my husband.

Oh yeah, mama's still got it!