Via Amelie

Raphael Poulin dislikes peeing next to someone else. He also dislikes catching scornful glances at his sandles, and clingy wet swimming trunks. Raphael Poulin likes peeling large strips of wallpaper, lining up and shining his shoes, emptying out his tool box, cleaning it out, and putting everything back.

I dislike lettuce that crunches. I also dislike when people don't phrase things in the form of a polite question, and when people insist on making everything, anything, into a percussion instrument. I like walking in the dark, peeling dried glue off my fingers, putting on clothes still hot from the dryer, and clean sheets, especially when dried outdoors.