Today...

patrickrock1975: when is mother's day?
juliarock1978: Sunday
patrickrock1975: man. that shit just sneaks right up on you.
juliarock1978: that it does!
patrickrock1975: stupid hallmark holidays
patrickrock1975: btw I think I met a gay indian
juliarock1978: nice segue
patrickrock1975: yeah
patrickrock1975: thanks