And they say that he's just like him...

Talking to my father-in-law...

"Your mother-in-law went to meet her friend at Walmart. She needed to get the Rewind back from her."

"The Rewind?"

"Yeah, you know, she got a ducktail cut into her hair. You know, a turnip. And now she needs the Rewind to put it back in. You know?"

"No, I'm sorry, I don't know at all"