Moses Is Here on Earth?

The Mormons came today. Kind of snuck up on me while I was gardening in the backyard. They were so cute and nervous. I kind of wanted to hug them, but only offered them some water instead. Once I told them that we drank beer AND caffeine (I couldn't even bring myself tell them about the birth control!), they told me there was no hope for my soul. No, no. They actually offered to help with the gardening, asked me if I believed someone like Moses or Noah could still be on earth (what?), then my daughter took one of them by the hand and tried to escort them off the property. I'm not sure if she was politely asking them to leave, or trying to run away with them.