Santa Was a Bust

She asked what present she was going to give Santa. We told her about the cookie thing.

We forgot to leave Santa some cookies.

We remembered after she had gone to bed, but decided she'd not remember and we'd just skip it this year.

The first thing she said when she woke on Christmas morn...

"Did he eat all of the cookies?"

"Yes, every crumb! Licked the plate clean."